Crew: It’s All About The People

Malikcarr

Malikcarr

Shaman

RL Profession: Dental Lab Technician
RL Hobbies: Reading, DnD, sports, and movies.
Noob Moment: Old guild and I were going for the Safety Dance achievement, used to playing my rogue, with less than 5% life left on the boss I died in the dance, casting next to him on my mage.
Fav Pet: Fossilized Hatchling
Cavalina

Cavalina

Paladin

RL Profession: The Perpetual Graduate Student
RL Interests: Video games, RPGs, and other grown-up things. Comic books are grown-up right?
Noob Moment: Far too many to count, but I assure you, it was all Varz’s fault.
Fav Gear: THUNDERFURY, it only took me until MoP to actually have my own.
Smokedeath

Smokedeath

Priest

RL Profession: IT / Software QA
RL Interests: Hockey, motorcycles, snowboarding, and firefighting.
WoW Noob Moment: I followed Var once.
Fav Quote: I don’t have a girlfriend but I do know a woman whod be mad at me for sayin that.
Gylathriael

Gylathriael

Paladin

RL Profession: Writer, housekeeper, being retired (med)
RL Interests: Writing, cooking, photography, scuba diving, learning, gardening, and day dreaming.
WoW Noob Moment: Letting friends summon me into the middle of a Silithus hive. I was level 7.
Fav Quote: Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.
Xocolet

Xocolet

Hunter

RL Profession: Real Estate Assistant
RL Interests: Traveling, reading, cars, family and friends.
WoW Noob Moment: Pulling the raid boss by mistake with my arcane shot.
Fav Quote: “Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ”
Hollywould

Hollywould

Druid

RL Profession: CSR/Educator
RL Interests: Horseback riding, puzzles, finding a good book to read, and 3/4 of my kitties.
WoW Noob Moment: Had one just the other day. Note to self. Do NOT apply glyphs while in flight form.
Fav Pet: Ares…the war kitty
Earthly

Earthly

Druid

RL Profession: Animal Rescue
RL Interests: Hiking, Reading, Dogs, The Walking Dead, Photography/Art, Yoga
Noob Moment: Umm, I do remember in Vanilla I made a hunter for the first time and got super excited when I looted cloth arcane power gloves while questing…you know…for arcane shot.
Fav Gear: The Thunderheart (T6) Druid set. Oooh or the Exodar Life-Staff! Sparkly!
Dealwidget

Dealwidget

Shaman

RL Profession: Work, work. Warehouse grunt. Dabu.
RL Interests: Football, fishing, gaming, gadgetry, mechanics, family and friends.
WoW Noob Moment: When I first started the game I used to wear armor sets based on how they looked aesthetically rather than based upon their stats or usefulness for my class.
Fav Gear: My #1 shield of choice is the Red Dragonscale Protector from BWL. Awesome model.
Gôre

Gôre

Death Knight

RL Profession: Truck unloader and handyman.
RL Interests: To see my sons become better than me.
WoW Noob Moment: Pullled everything on raid with my hunter and misdirrect to the healer left the raid, LOL!
Fav Pet: Dragon
Ravensour

Ravensour

Mage

RL Profession: Stay at home Mom
RL Interests: Stuff and junk and things.
Noob Moment: When do I not have a noob moment?
Fav Quote: “Life’s a song, sing it”
Silisa

Silisa

Priest

RL Profession: I make teeth
RL Interests: Hockey, cars, and other girly things.
Noob Moment: On my warlock, Velliety, I “allegedly” had a problem with soulstoning myself rather than someone who could Rez the group…
Fav Quote: “Loot those bitches” – Velliety the self-soulstoning warlock
Nokomis

Nokomis

RL Profession: Aspiring Baker
RL Interests: Baking, Gaming, Writing, Acting, Music, lots of things really.
WoW Noob Moment: I have way too many to choose from, but the mos recent is: I was tanking Skyreach and on the firs boss I thought there was a barrier so you couldn’t fall. I was wrong…
Fav Quote: “Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.” — R.W.
Toups

Toups

Warrior

RL Profession: Technology Director
RL Interests: Fishing, gaming, my pets, koi pond, and running.
WoW Noob Moment: Way back when I started playing I got myself in a tight spot falling off a cliff. I spent only a few hours trying to get to my body before discovering the spirit res function….
Fav Gear: Hailstorm – why make a warrior if you’re not going to wield awesome swords?
Myandreth

Myandreth

Warrior

RL Profession: Supervising technician (video)
RL Interests: Music, weight lifting, guitar.
Noob Moment: After being invited to raid in Molten Core (back in vanilla) I tried to reach the entrance of the raid by stealth through BRD… not knowing there was a portal right outside…
Fav Gear: Lux LX3 Rechargeable Vibrating Prostate Massager.
Gobzilla

Gobzilla

Death Knight

RL Profession: Repair Technician
RL Interests: I’m serious about beer, love to drink it and love to brew it even more.
Noob Moment: There are so many that I’m not sure I can pick just one. I think a classic one would be running into a alliance camp thinking it was a hord one and getting killed.
Fav Quote: Forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head.
Jigselven

Jigselven

Hunter

RL Profession: Respiratory Therapist; sleep medicine
RL Interests: Travel, running/exercise, whiskey/wine, museums, music, NYC, fine women 😉
WoW Noob Moment: God, there’s so many. Arcane shot spammer b/c it’s an instant cast with no cool down. Apparently you can train other pets, who knew? Figuring out flasks were a “thing” during raids.
Fav Pet: I have a fox named Fran…..she’s good to me and she dances.
Greezgak

Greezgak

Hunter

RL Profession: I/S Manager
RL Interests: Beer, hunting, camping, mead, and beer.
WoW Noob Moment: Never
Fav Quote: “Never laugh at live dragons.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
Wolfskar

Wolfskar

Hunter

RL Profession: General Motors Engine Diagnostics
RL Interests: Home Brewer, Horror flicks and Metal.
Noob Moment: I play a hunter. I don’t have ” Noob Moments ” I have a Noob career.
Fav Quote: “The power to crush your world and everything on it!”
Dasir

Dasir

Druid

RL Profession: Technical Support
RL Interests: Gaming, Anime
Noob Moment: Pulled the first mob in AQ40 with two other people at level 59 thinking “It’s only level 62, how hard can it be?”
Fav Pet: Anubisath Idol in game, cats out of game.
Varzeus

Varzeus

Shaman

RL Profession: Web Design and Photography
RL Interests: Yoga, reading, philosophy, languages (Korean, German and French), ukulele, painting, photography, traveling, and healthy cooking. Dreams about owning a small farm growing organic veggies, dogs, chickens, and a family. 😀 At the same time owning a city flat in Berlin, Germany.
Noob Moment: It was during the Zul’man strict timed event in Burning Crusade. As we were about to pull the boss, I accidentally hearthed out…OMFG.
Fav Gear: Finkle’s Lava Dredger. I used all my DKP just to get this, during 40 man Molten Core days.
Woogum

Woogum

Monk

RL Profession: Mechanical Engineer
RL Interests: Martial Arts, Weightlifting, making sensitive people cry, having kids.
Noob Moment: That would have to be many instances of Taunting off the MT early usually resulting in the untimely death of many DPS and Healers. Varz usually captured the carnage (why heal?).
Fav Quote: Stop sucking.
Sharmiin

Sharmiin

Warlock

RL Profession: Business Analyst
RL Interests: Shiny things. wasting time
Noob Moment: I’d have to say running all of ZA with a fishing rod equipped
Fav Quote: “Hey, check this out” then running through Ony’s eggs.
Blamphomet

Blamphomet

Death Knight

RL Profession: Being 100% awesome, 45% of the time.
RL Interests: Dead things, bones (jaws and teeth specifically), music, and tattoos.
Noob Moment: My group was doing ICC and i was playing hunter at the time. Had a pally tank and a pally healer. Looked identical. So i misdirect on to the healer, pop readiness MD heals again.
Fav Quote: “Your job is to suck less every day.”
Riesen

Riesen

Warrior

RL Profession: Software QA / Business Analyst
RL Interests: Learning Java, Blacksmithing, Calligraphy, Reddit
Noob Moment: Last night, during my character transfer, I clicked what I thought was the “okay to cancel all changes and start over button”, but was really the “okay you’re a goblin now” button
Fav Quote: “Not Everything you read on the internet is true.” – Abraham Lincoln, 1974
Sisyphos

Sisyphos

Priest

RL Profession: Global Service Tech Support
RL Interests: Hunting, fishing, camping, anything outdoors.
Noob Moment: Running ICC heroics in my Nat Pagel fishing gear, even had a fishing pole.
Fav Quote: “I hope I didn’t melt your face to bad. I’ll give you a kiss on your cheek real soon.”

Honorable Mention

Träverse

Träverse

Priest

RL Profession: Graphic Designer
RL Interests: Gaming, NFL football, adoption, art, sleeping, my kids, and Africa.
Noob Moment: I create noob moments every time I log in.
Fav Gear: Whatever piece of gear I’m chasing next. I like carrots. On sticks.
Vilder

Vilder

Rogue

RL Profession: TV Producer/Director
RL Interests: Sports (Packers/Habs in particular), Gaming, loving my daughter (aaawwww)
Noob Moment: In Kara, being the last man standing in front of a down-to-1% Prince… Panicking, running away like a little girl and dying… Oh, and being friend with Myan… Noob move.
Fav Gear: My Warglaives! (That I TOTALLY got LEGIT back in the days… wink wink)
So

So

Warrior

RL Profession: Manager, Subsurface Data Management
RL Interests: NFL Football, Cars, New Tech, Code, Beer, Non-Fiction, Mountain Dew
Noob Moment: When grinding the Netherwing rep, I calculated how many eggs I would need to get. I forgot to take into account the guild reputation bonus and spent many extra hours unnecessarily.
Fav Gear: SPIKES! Need more spikes on my gear!
Kyrogem

Kyrogem

Druid

RL Profession: QA Game Tester
RL Interests: Art and Animation
Fav Quote: Greetings
Kazarak

Kazarak

Shaman

RL Profession: Chuggin coffee & choppin food.
RL Interests: Adventures. Music. Art. Short walks on the beach. & Kickin’ ass.
Noob Moment: Raid healing on my Paladin. Saw Tank a little low on HP and tried to spot heal. Pressed Holy Shock. Except.. oops, my target was the boss and I pulled. Boss destroyed everyone! 🙂
Fav Gear: Got Last Laugh + Wall of Terror early Naxx. Has a special place in my heart. <3
Shutter

Shutter

Hunter

RL Profession: Automotive purchasing
RL Interests: Long walks on the beach. Spending time with my kids and giving Varbear a hard time.
Noob Moment: Never had one, I’m perfect (atleast my wife tells me I am) tanking with my warrior way way back and not using taunt.
Fave Quote: It’s ok, I’m resto!
Twigalig

Twigalig

RL Profession: Food service
RL Interests: Skateboarding, Technology, Family
Noob Moment: I would Arcane shot on my hunter till Focus was gone then run in and using my dual wield axes to lay some serious hurt. Steady shot made me stand still…
Fav Quote: Imagination will carry us to worlds that never were, but without it we go nowhere.
Fav Pet: Cats
I’m feelin rough, I’m feelin raw I’m in the prime of my life. Let’s make some music make some money find some models for wives. MGMT